It has been reported that many people who were Billionaires before the credit crunch have lost up tp 30% of their wealth with some unfortunately no longer entitled to call themselves Billionaires.
One unfortunate victim, a Mr Yurely Gottalottacash was devastated to receive a call from his frantic bank manager who had the unfortunate task of informing him that his bank account balance had dropped to the miserly sum of £999,999,999,99p and that because of the recent drop in interest rates he would likely remain just a humble Multi-Millionaire for some time into the future.




